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Trump Urged Lawyer to Persuade Jeff Sessions Not to Recuse Himself in Russia Probe: Report
Why was it so important to President Donald Trump to have Attorney General Jeff Sessions oversee the Russia investigation? It couldn’t possibly be because the president of the United States and the overlord of Russia are secretly play cousins who spend the night over each other’s house and make forts out of bedsheets in the…
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Trump Fires Entire HIV/AIDS Council, While 1.2 Million Americans Are Still Infected
With just one more kick in the teeth before the end of the 1-7, President Donald Trump has terminated the entire Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, most likely because members of the board have been critical of his handling of the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Six members of PACHA resigned in June because of what they said…
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Trump’s Newest Enemy: The US Postal Service
I don’t know why the president can’t vacation like the rest of us. I guess when he calls Mar-a-Lago the winter White House and claims that he’ll be “working” from his Shithole, Fla., vacation estate, he means that he’ll be attacking people on Twitter. On Friday the president of the middle states, where racism is…
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President Stays-on-Vacation’s Tweet on Global Warming Might Be the Dumbest Statement He’s Ever Made
Oh, I get it. Because it’s really cold on the East Coast, and global warming is the belief that the planet is heating up at alarming rates, that serves as proof that global warming doesn’t exist. At least that appears to be the president’s logic after his dumb ass tweeted this: I’m surprised that Donald…
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Trump Believes That Democrats and Republicans Will Work Together to Craft New Health Care Plan. He’s Also an Idiot
Maybe the Ghost of Christmas Past came to visit President Donald Trump to show him what a xenophobic, racist asshole he’s been since birth. And maybe that miserly, cynical fuck stick has had a change of heart, and by “change of heart” I mean an angioplasty of his senses to open them up to reason…
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The President Believes That He ‘Repealed’ Obamacare. He Didn’t, but Don’t Tell Him That
Turns out that nestled inside that handout to the rich known as the tax bill was a sleeping hand grenade that the president believes effectively blew up the remaining parts of Obamacare as we know it. And you know how we know this? Because the president couldn’t contain his excitement to gloat over the fact…
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President Pussy Grabber Endorses Accused Pedophile for Congress
Well, there you have it, folks: The sexual predator in chief isn’t playing coy anymore and has full-on endorsed an accused pedophile who’s running for the Senate from Alabama. Because nothing says “Donald Trump” like ignoring a proposed history of shameful acts to benefit the greater movement of complete and utter domination by the 1…
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Trump Hosted an Empty-Chair Meeting After ‘Chuck and Nancy’ Told Him to Kick Rocks
Let’s recap, shall we? President Shoofly von BotherEveryone was supposed to host a meeting with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to discuss preventing a possible government shutdown. Before the meeting, President DoucheFace von FrostedTufts decided that it would be a good idea to tweet how ineffective and…
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‘Chuck and Nancy’ Cancel Meeting With Trump Because He’s an Asshole
Democratic leaders Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York and Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California are getting tired of President Donald Trump’s shit. Fine, I don’t know if they are, but we, the collective millions of us who didn’t vote for him, are. Nevertheless, Schumer and Pelosi were supposed to meet Tuesday afternoon to prevent a government…
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Obama Played 333 Rounds of Golf in 8 Years. Here’s How Much Golf Trump Has Played in 311 Days
At this point, we should be looking at how much time President Kaftan von SoftFlesh has spent in office instead of looking at how many days his dumb ass spends golfing. Since taking office, the president of the continental United States is on track to triple former President Barack “We Miss You, Shawty” Obama’s first…