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  • European Country to US: New Phone, Who Dis? 

    Because President Vladimir TrumPutin has no idea what in the hell he’s doing—and that includes, I don’t know, showing classified material to Russian officials—a senior European official has told the Associated Press that since our president can’t even hold water, his country may stop sharing classified info with the United States. Such sharing “could be…

  • Trump Gives 1st Interview Since Firing FBI Director Comey and Sounds Like a Mob Boss

    In a different time—you know, like, a week ago—James Comey was still the FBI director and President Donald Trump was scheduled to have a sit-down with NBC News’ Lester Holt. Trump was set to boast about his health plan. And then Comey was fired and the White House was ablaze in rumors; press secretary Sean…

  • Poll Reveals That Many People Believe Trump Is an Idiot

    The Quinnipiac University Poll question was simple: “What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of Donald Trump?” The responses would be fitting for someone who’s not the president of the United States. Leading the pack was “idiot,” then came “incompetent” and “liar.” To be fair, “leader” came in fourth, followed…

  • Trump’s Latest Claim Shows Just How Crazy He Really Is

    Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon needs to come and get his son President Donald Trump ’cause he’s out here making up stuff again. During a recent interview with The Economist published Thursday, Trump laid claim to a commonly used phrase in economics, proving that at this point, he may just be crazy. Trump told editors at…

  • A Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to FBI Director James Comey’s Firing 

    President Vladimir TrumPutin and his Big Baller Brand-ass administration is like N.W.A when they dropped their first album. They’re brash, abrasive and in-your-face. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if TrumPutin, Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer, Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon and Jared “Got Dem Visas” Kushner just walked out of the Oval Office like this:…

  • Journalists Kicked Out of Kushner Family’s Pay-for-Play Visa Event in China

    A Beijing-based correspondent for the Washington Post claimed that she and a colleague were kicked out of a “Kushner event featuring Jared’s sister.” She also says the other journalist had part of her video and audio recordings deleted. Emily Rauhala attended the event in China in which Nicole Kushner Meyer, the sister of White House…

  • Eric Trump Claimed Russians Fund Trump’s Golf Courses: Report

    One of President Vladimir TrumPutin’s sons was out here spilling all the tea in 2014, telling a prominent golf writer that Russians funded one of Papa’s golf courses, because of course they did. James Dodson, who co-authored the Arnold Palmer biography A Golfer’s Life, told Boston radio station WBUR that during a trip to one…

  • Why Are People Worried About Obama’s Speaking Fees When Sunkist Stalin Is the Real Scammer?

    More often than not and now more than ever, once a sitting president leaves office, he does the following: treats his former status as the most powerful person on earth for the winning Lotto ticket it is. This is done by way of lucrative book fees, high-paid speaking engagements and sitting on a board or…

  • Trump Suggests Certain Federal Financing for HBCUs May Be Unconstitutional

    Oh, Omarosa, what will you now tout as your justification for aligning with our anti-black commander in chief? We refer, of course, to the fact that the White House director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison has pumped up Donald Trump’s support of HBCUs with silly photo ops that really amount to nothing…

  • #StayWoke: The White House Just Fired the 1st Black Female Chief Usher

    Angella Reid, the first woman and only the second African American to be the chief usher at the White House, has been fired. White House residence staff learned of the firing Friday morning, the Washington Post reports. “We are very grateful for her service and wish her the very best,” a White House official told…