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President Trump Knew All About Stormy Daniels’ Hush Money: Report
Not only did David Dennison Donald Trump know about the hundreds of thousands of dollars paid to women with whom he carried on extramarital affairs, but he was also kept abreast of the arrangements at nearly every turn, according to a new report by the Wall Street Journal. With Daniels’ civil suit against Trump and…
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Trump Wants Stacey Abrams to Concede Georgia Governor Race, Mocks Russia Collusion
The president of straight white men continues to troll the rest of America because he makes no bones about being the president of straight white men. In his latest series of tweets—which, at this point, I think Sen. Lindsey Graham is just giving his phone to the president to let him tweet so that he…
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10 Ways To Defeat Hate And Terror With Love
Even for a 2018 filled with tragedy and terror, last week was particularly brutal. There were the assassination attempts on prominent Democrats and critics of the president. A white man shot and killed two black people at a grocery store in Kentucky. That man tried to enter a black church first, but the doors, fortunately,…
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Yeah, I'm Just Glad Cesar Sayoc Ain't Black
Cesar Sayoc, a suspect in the series of mail bombs sent to prominent Democrats and outspoken critics of President Trump, was arrested today in Plantation, Fla. Sayoc is also the owner of the white van pictured above, which is covered in right-wing paraphernalia and looks, for lack of a better term, like a murder van.…
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President Trump Was on Late-Night Twitter Trolling CNN
The president of the United States is obsessed with himself. So much so that around the time that he should have been counting enflamed winged devil horses, he was up on Twitter railing about CNN’s treatment of his presidency. Initially Trump tweeted: and then he deleted that and posted this: This was clearly written by…
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Special Counselor Robert Mueller Set to Release Findings in Russia Investigation: Report
Special Counsel Robert Mueller, aka Omar Little in the White House’s The Wire, is expected to once-and-for-all confirm release the findings as to whether or not Russia colluded to help President Buster von Loonius steal the Oval Office from the American people. According to Bloomberg, Omar is expected to pull his findings out of his…
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Kanye West Met With President Trump and We Need to Talk About It
I’m not sure if it was the part where Kanye West exclaimed that the ‘Make America great again’ hat gave him energy, his 10-minute rant, or the hug he gave Donald Trump … alright fuck it, it was the hug! HE HUGGED THAT BAMA! Kanye West. Southside’s own; the Louis Vuitton Don (who once brought…
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Trump Hates Jeff Sessions So Much That He Talked to His Chief of Staff About Replacing Him: Report
Because President Trump is a spoiled man-child, he hates when things don’t go his way. Upon taking his seat inside the Oval Office after Russia stole the election and handed it to him, Trump believed that the head of the Department of Justice was going to be his personal fixer and attack dog who he…
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Stephen Miller’s 3rd Grade Teacher Confirms Long-Held Speculation That He Ate Glue: Report
Donald Trump’s senior political adviser Stephen Miller has always been a weird dude. Given that his third-grade teacher confirmed that fact, there’s little hope that anything will change. In 1993, little Stephen was an 8-year-old third grader who used to kill small animals ate glue. Fine, he never killed small animals. Well, no small animals…
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New York Times Report Reveals Donald Trump's Father Was the Real Baller, Not Him
It turns out that Donald Trump is huckster, liar and a fraud. Who knew? According to a scathing report in the New York Times, the president of the United States not only lied about his wealth (he continuously claims that he’s a billionaire and he’s not), but his family defrauded the IRS by using dubious…