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Even a Fox News Anchor Can’t Deal With Trump’s Bullshit
When a Fox News anchor is piping hot over the president, then you know Donald Trump is messed up. Trump gave a horrible, impromptu press conference Thursday that left even Fox News anchor Shepard Smith tight. “It’s crazy what we’re watching every day,” Smith said after Trump’s news conference. “It’s absolutely crazy. He keeps repeating…
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Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Is Getting Some Help, so Maybe He’ll Calm His Ass Down
Looks like Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is finally going to get some relief, with reports coming from the White House that a new communications director is expected to be announced Friday. And who is the White House going with? Some dude, Mike Dubke, the founder of Crossroads Media, two administration officials told CNN. Not everyone…
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Trump Believes All Black People Are Friends, Asks Black Reporter to Set Up Meeting With Congressional Black Caucus
President Donald Trump held a press conference, which means that he did something stupid. Sure, he brought up Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama, since that is becoming the norm for him, but this time he started to let his inner racist asshole come through. During the press conference Thursday, a black reporter, April Ryan,…
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How Do We Break Up With Russia After Valentine’s Day and Not Look Like a Dick?
Seriously, Valentine’s Day just passed, and while we don’t want to be a dick about it, Russia is starting to become the girlfriend who comes over unannounced, and it’s gone from being cute to creepy. On Tuesday a Russian spy ship was found just chilling off the coast of Delaware. It’s almost like the Russians…
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Stephen Miller, the Other Big Racist in the White House
White House Senior Policy Adviser Stephen Miller has the charm of Hannibal Lector and the ideology of a neo-Nazi who prefers to sit in business class. While Miller’s name was dropped throughout the presidential campaign, it was only last weekend that the other big racist in the White House really made his presence felt after…
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The White House Had Russia on Its Friends-and-Family Cellphone Plan
The latest news coming out of the White House is only shocking if you believe that a restaurant in Washington, D.C., was really a secret meeting place for high-profile pedophiles or believe that the New York Times is failing, but it turns out that the White House and Russia kick it. The White House and…
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Why National Security Adviser Michael Flynn Didn’t Need to Resign
The Trump administration stinks. It has from the beginning, and two of the major offenses have been the administration’s obvious ties to Cousin Putin and lying. The entire campaign and presidency up to this point have had to answer questions about both, so it seems a little disingenuous that national security adviser Michael Flynn would…
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Former NFL Tight End Tony Gonzalez Finds White House Boycott ‘Silly’
Former all-world tight end Tony Gonzalez isn’t feeling Martellus Bennett, Devin McCourty, LeGarrette Blount and other New England Patriots who are boycotting the White House. Look, Gonzalez isn’t one of those super pro-Trump supporters; he just feels like those fellas are missing out on an opportunity to voice their concerns with the dicktator-in-chief. “If they…
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Sean Duffy Has Been Trash Since The Real World: Boston, so Why Does CNN Keep Booking Him?
Long before there was a racist, practically brainless U.S. president whose previous greatest claim to fame was being the host of a reality show, there was Sean Duffy. For those of us who remember MTV’s The Real World before season 97 or whatever number they’re on now, Duffy was on season 5 of the legendary…