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President Vladimir TrumPutin's Latest Tweet Storm Claims Russia Is Bae and the Real Enemy is the American Media
It’s Thursday, so you know what that means? The old man in the White House is at it again. Fresh off a KFC bender, the president started in on his latest rash against American media, claiming that the summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin was a success and that the real enemy is the American…
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Trump Now Claims He Believes American Intelligence on Russia. Trump is Also a Lying-Ass Liar
The biggest problem with having a habitual liar in the highest office in the land is that a habitual liar is in the highest office in the land. On Monday, during a press conference with Russian president and resident Russian thug with the passcode to America’s wifi, Vladimir Putin, Trump stood on a global stage…
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So Trump is a Traitor. What Difference Does That Make to Black Folks?
Wow! Did you see the season finale of America yesterday? Totally didn’t see that coming. I know there was this whole buildup when that crazy President Trump got elected in 2016, and the storyline kinda got bogged down last season with the whole “find his tax returns” thing, but what a cliff-hanger! I mean who…
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Trump Administration Bullies Poor Countries Into Disavowing Breast-Feeding, Stands With Formula Companies: Report
The Trump administration has threatened so-called third world nations into backing off an international resolution supporting breastfeeding—universally touted by experts as the best nutritional option for infants—standing with formula companies who are losing market share in the U.S. On Sunday, the New York Times reported that the administration sought to amend a pro-breastfeeding resolution at…
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Trump to Announce Supreme Court Nominee in Prime Time Because He’s a Drama Queen
President Shoo-Shoo Von ApprenticeFace only knows how to win the ratings. He’s yet to realize that running the country isn’t a popularity contest and as such, Donald Trump is building anticipation for his Supreme Court nominee announcement as if he’s LeBron famously saying “I’m going to take my talent to South Beach.” And we all…
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Trump to NFL: Congratulations, You Played Yourself
The NFL went out of its way to try and appease President Oppression Von Anusmouth’s demands to stop black players from kneeling during the national anthem to protest the overpolicing of black communities. The NFL’s concession and new national anthem policy was to have players stay in the locker room while “The Star-Spangled Banner” plays—but…
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Michael Cohen Breaks Up With Trump and Makes It Social-Media Official
The love affair between President Trump and his longtime lawyer and personal fixer Michael Cohen is over and it’s social-media official now that dirtbag Cohen has scrubbed all mention of his longtime lover client. According to HuffPost, Cohen—the man who once boasted that he would take a bullet for the president—has removed all mention of…
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Michael Cohen to Trump: I'm Ready to Flip Like the Last Black-Owned Home in a Gentrified Neighborhood
On Monday, depending on what you believe, President Donald Trump’s longtime personal fixer Michael Cohen is either ready to flip like Simone Biles doing an Olympic floor routine or he’s still sending smoke signals to Trump to pay for his attorneys if he doesn’t want him to sing like Rufus featuring Chaka Khan. Cohen told…
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Obama Told Trump How to Fix Health Care: Just Name It Something Else and Take Credit for It
On Thursday, the former president of the United States and current president of Wakanda, Barack Obama, told a Los Angeles crowd of donors that he gave Donald Trump a brilliant idea on how to revamp his health care plan instead of repealing it: Simply name it something else and take credit for its successes. According…
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Trump Couldn’t Let Beyoncé and Jay-Z Live, Announces Summit With Russian President Vladimir Putin
Since the release of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s surprise joint album, Everything Is Love, President Donald Trump and his staff have been working furiously to try to upstage the duo. Well, it looks as if the Trump administration may have finally decided that the one move that might take some of the shine from the Carters…