This president is the most vacationing-ass president in the history of presidents. His orange ass has been in office fewer than 100 days, and in that time he’s gone on seven trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida.
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Currently, when his orange ass isn’t tweeting random shit or dropping the “Mother of All Bombs” on Afghanistan, his ass is vacationing at Mar-a-Lago with its nasty kitchen.
According to CNN, “Trump’s jaunt to Mar-a-Lago, his seventh since taking office in January, coincides with a closely watched anniversary in North Korea, where analysts have said the rogue regime may be preparing for a sixth nuclear test.”
So President Vladimir TrumPutin’s orange ass is sitting oceanside in his mansion while the rest of the world is on pins and needles, and this is really what the right voted for? This is the kind of governing that white supremacy wanted?
It’s just mad confusing. You would think that the fact that this president is a lazy thot could be something we—right and left—could all agree on, but apparently, many on the wrong side of history are perfectly fine with President Twitter Fingers’ level of chill.
But here is what is really perplexing: With the number of vacations this lazy-ass president takes, one would think that he’d be able to get a pretty good tan instead of slathering his skin with that orange coating. But I guess this is what we should expect from a president who eats his steak with ketchup.
Read more at CNN.
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