Thoughts on Forgiving Amy Cooper (aka 'Darth Karen'), Who Got Fired, Banned From Central Park, and Lost Her Dog

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But anyway, she’s been through enough, and it’s not helpful to hold that type of toxicity in your spirit, so I think we should really consider the value of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I’M SORRY I TRIED AGAIN AND IT’S JUST NOT WORKING CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME COUGH DROPS PLEASE CAUSE I’M LITERALLY CHOKING HERE WAIT AMY COOPER IF YOU’RE READING THIS I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME FREE TIME NOW SO CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME PLEASE CAUSE IF YOU DO THAT MIGHT MAYBE HELP WITH THIS FORGIVENESS THING I KEEP TRYING TO DO?