This past weekend, corrupt Republican presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump popped up at the last place we all never expected him to be… SneakerCon.
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This year’s convention was held in Philadelphia, where shoe lovers came together to trade, sell, and buy all of the most coveted footwear in the game. Trump arrived to a combination of cheers and boos as he took to the stage to announce his newest, tacky endeavor, the Never Surrender High-Tops.
The atrocious $399 shoes are high tops with an all-gold exterior with matching shoelaces, red and white soles, an American flag around the ankle, and a “T” stitched to the side. In his announcement speech, he said that he’s been looking forward to creating the sneaker for over a decade. Was this also an attempt to reach Black voters?
On the website, GetTrumpSneakers.com, the comical description of the shoe is sure to let buyers know that they are a true American when rocking the footwear: “They’re for the go-getters who don’t know the word quit. With a standout gold finish and the ‘T’ badge, these kicks are for true Patriots… The Never Surrender sneakers are your rally cry in shoe form.”
Sounds like a Jan. 6 insurrection reference to us!
Interestingly enough, this announcement came one day after New York’s Judge Arthur Engoron ordered Trump and his organization to pay $355 million for a civil fraud case. This sneaker release might simply be a way to distract his fans and potential voters from focusing on the several open legal cases against himself, his family,and his businesses.
He was also ordered by a jury to pay E. Jean Carroll, a writer who has accused Trump of sexual assault, $83.3 million for attacking her on social media.
On GetTrumpSneakers.com, people can also order two other knit sneaker choices. There’s a red choice called the “Red Wave” and another called “POTUS 45.” Are sneakers not your thing? Well, there’s also a random product available to pre-order: Victory47 perfume and cologne. Yikes.
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