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Proof That God Really Does Exist: Carlton Banks Is On Dancing With The Stars

Although I belong to a church, I wouldn't call myself a "church person." Still, I do believe in God, who always manages to quell any doubts about his existence by doing things like creating the Pacific Ocean, inventing praise dancing just so Black people can be even Blacker in church, and ALLOWING CARLTON BANKS TO…

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Although I belong to a church, I wouldn't call myself a "church person." Still, I do believe in God, who always manages to quell any doubts about his existence by doing things like creating the Pacific Ocean, inventing praise dancing just so Black people can be even Blacker in church, and ALLOWING CARLTON BANKS TO BE CAST ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!

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This may seem blasphemous, but anyone who has the power and foresight to bring this…

…and this…

…back into our lives deserves praise.

So thank you. God.

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