Ariana Grande has had a rough couple of years.
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In 2017, there was a suicide bombing at her Manchester, England concert that killed 22 people and injured hundreds of others. And this year, she not only broke off her engagement with comedian-actor Pete Davidson, but her ex-boyfriend, rapper Mac Miller, died as a result of a drug overdose as well.
But apparently keenly aware of the trauma and obstacles Grande has endured, Auntie Pattiโmore commonly known as Patti LaBelle to those suffering from acute melanin deficienciesโmade it her civic duty to lift Grandeโs spirits at Billboardโs 13th annual Women in Music event on Thursday night.
โIโm thrilled to be among so many wonderful friends to present this yearโs ultimate honor to Billboardโs Woman of the Year. A young woman who has it all,โ Aunti Patti preached from the pulpit. โSheโs soulful, strong, and sheโs just sensational. Sheโs all that and a bag of chips. Sheโs a giant talent who sings from the heart, as I learned when we sang together at the White House for President Obama and Mrs. Obama. She tore it down. Honestly, she can sing her face off.โ
Thenโwhether we want the 25-year-old songstress to partake in our beloved baked beans or notโI think Auntie Patti extended an invitation to the cookout:
โShe asked me some questions one time. Remember when we did the Presidentโs stuff? And you said, โPatti, what should I do?โ I said sing like that little white/Black girl that you are. She got soul like a mug!โ she told Arianna, โMy son told me not to say that, but itโs true.โ
โYour son was probably right,โ Grande interjected.
Look, we love you Auntie Patti but this ainโt it.
Pretty much.
Especially when Pattiโs comments are coupled with Grandeโs penchant for routinely deploying brown face (she gets darker by the hour and receipts are readily available via Google), making some questionable remarks (โThank you, guys, so much for coming to my quinceanera!โ) and capitalizing off of racial ambiguity.
So congrats on the very much deserved award and your resilience in the face of adversity should be lauded, but cookout invitations are suspended indefinitely.
Feel free to sing from the sidewalk though.
And of course, we still love you though, Patti.
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