For those out the loop, former collaborators Kanye West and Drake have spent the last few months embroiled in a lovers quarrel over the Scorpion rapper’s no-longer-secret child, Kim Kardashian-West, and a bunch of other shit that usually gets cleaned up with CGI or edited out in post-production.
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But while the rest of us spent our Saturday morning indulging in Apple Jacks or “Love & Hip-Hop” reruns, Kanye woke up with a belly full of rage and went on a tweet-it-and-delete-it spree after coming to a not-so-shocking revelation: Drake is petty as fuck.
For those too disinterested to read the above tweets, here’s the footnotes: Kanye is retroactively pissed because Drake followed Kim on Instagram during the height of their beef in September.
Umm okay.
In other news, thankfully Kanye and his MAGA hat were able to squash their issues with another rapper—Astroworld spitter Travis Scott—a few weeks back. The reason behind that tiff? Kanye Trump took issue with Drake’s jabs at him on Scott’s “Sicko Mode.”
Umm okay.
Hopefully, cooler heads prevail because a catfight in a high school hallway seems imminent and we’ve all been warned that Kanye’s MAGA hat gives him superpowers.
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