I am not sure whose job it is to hang festive decorations in the White House during Christmastime, but I think that person might want to rethink who’s manning the Oval Office. Because whoever it is thought it was a good idea to hang mistletoe around an accused sexual predator.
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That’s right—President “Grab ’Em by the Pussy” Donald Trump now has a festive reason to steal kisses from his co-workers who want nothing to do with him sexually, much less politically, but they need jobs and it’s the holidays, or at least that’s what I’d like to believe.
Seriously, no one had the foresight to say, maybe the “molestation-toe” might not be a good idea, considering that we have an accused sexual predator in office. Not one person said that, given the climate of sexual harassment accusations facing Hollywood and Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, whom the president staunchly defends, maybe hanging this accoutrement of sexual predatoriness isn’t such a smart idea.
Plus—and this needs to be pointed out—when President Grabby von PussyHands puckers his lips, his mouth literally looks like an asshole. So anyone (looking at you, Melania) who kisses this man’s mouth is kissing an asshole.
Not to mention that mistletoe is just stupid, even if it isn’t hanging in the Beverly Hillbillies White House. But it’s especially stupid considering it’s hanging in the White House of a man accused of kissing women without their permission.
But what do I know, since I’m just a liberal snowflake?
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