,

All Theories About the ‘Paradise’ Season Finale Are Wrong…Except This One

We'll tell you *exactly* what's getting ready to happen...we think.

โ€œParadiseโ€ is a sensation. It is the show of 2025 (thus far). Jump on X, Facebook, Bluesky or TikTok, and youโ€™ll find Black folks discussing it. It could be because Sterling K. Brown is in itโ€ฆbut letโ€™s be honest: The real reason this show has captured Black Americaโ€™s attention is because of the bonkers, unbelievable, preposterous, yet delicious twists that happen nearly every episode.

Video will return here when scrolled back into view
Stefon Diggs and Cardi B Viral Boat Video Prompts Response from Patriots Coach
Stefon Diggs and Cardi B Viral Boat Video Prompts Response from Patriots Coach

It is nearly impossible to talk about whatโ€™s happening in the show without, well, talking about whatโ€™s happening. So, if youโ€™re too focused on whatโ€™s going on with Cardi B and Offset and donโ€™t know what Iโ€™m talking about, understand that there are serious, major, gigantic spoilers ahead. Stop reading, log on to Hulu, watch it and come back.

Again. Iโ€™m warning you. SPOILERS AHEAD!

Alright so...real quick rundown: Something happened and people are forced to live in an underground bunker. President Cal Bradford (James Marsden) and a select few are all thatโ€™s left of humanityโ€ฆwe are led to believe for much of this first season. The president is killed, and it looks like the woman who designed the bunker is behind it, but turns out that she was not behind the assassination and someone outside the bunker is behind the killing. TWIST! There are people outside the bunker.

Brown plays secret service agent Xavier Collins, who is beloved by Cal. He is the one who finds the President dead. Collins is grieving the wife that he thought died because she was not able to make it to the bunker, but (TWIST!) she is apparently alive.

There is more going on, but thatโ€™s the gist. Now, I have many questions. How did the wife survive? Where is she? Whatโ€™s the state of the world after the catastrophe? Did the Wu-Tang Clan survive, and will they still be able to do their final tour?

All legitimate questions. But the one thatโ€™s burning a hole in my soul is simple. Maybe itโ€™s my love of Whodunnitsโ€ฆbut who killed the president!?

I have two theories. One is fun to think about. The other is absolutely what happened. If Iโ€™m wrongโ€ฆwell, Iโ€™m not wrong.

Theory 1: Kane killed Cal

https://twitter.com/japrilotp/status/1894560227179057561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Cal brought his father, a vicious man named Kane who is suffering from dementia, into the bunker with him. It could be that something happened between the two men and in a fit of rage and confusion, the father killed the sonโ€ฆbut thatโ€™s too simple.

The show is soap opera adjacent, so this would fit if they wanted to go for that. But honestly, that is too easy to spot. I feel they are going to do an okie doke on us. So that leads me to theory number 2โ€ฆ

Theory 2: It was Marsha

In Episode 7, we meet Marsha a high-ranking official who worked with the President since his days in the Senate. She and her son are left behind, and the camera focuses on her story and her angered face as a helicopter takes off whisking away the important people but leaving her behind.

https://twitter.com/DmndNdaRuff820/status/1894269571537777050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Why would we spend so much time with her in that episode? Why would they go to such great lengths to let us know her background? Itโ€™s because they are setting her up as the killer of the president and the primary antagonist (villain) of the second season.

Iโ€™m right about this. Trust me. All my theories are right. I am right about Michael Jordan being better than Lebron. And Iโ€™m right that to put sugar in grits is an abomination to the ancestors. We will find out tonight.

Straight From The Root

Sign up for our free daily newsletter.