Someone threw some water at sentient box of racist baking soda Tomi Lahren, and the question of whether it was a justifiable act is now apparently such a thing that our loose-bootied-ass president even saw fit to weigh in.
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Personally, I believe it was an inappropriate act. Although Toenail Laryngitis is a hateful and ghoulish little twit, people die in water every day. She could’ve drowned!
That in mind, here’s a list of better and more appropriate (and safer!) things to hurl at stupid, silly and dangerous racist motherfuckers:
Couscous
A bag of leaves
Ground pepper
Printed-out Bari Weiss columns
The Dominican flag
Fingernail clippings
The paper wrapped around bottles of kombucha
Dead bumblebees
Bubbles
Coconut water (because there’s literally no other good use for it)
Thai-style crab fried rice
Yaki No. 12 jet black
Autographed photos of Wynton Marsalis
A really hard glare that’s meant to communicate deep disappointment
A broken Life Alert call button
A bracelet made of Cheerios and baby saliva
Marriott Rewards continental breakfast sausage gravy
A bucket of glitter
A lampshade
Feathers randomly dipped in butter
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